16 4 / 2014

kennygreatness:
When she says “close my door”
When she says “come to bed”

kennygreatness:

When she says “close my door”

When she says “come to bed”

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16 4 / 2014

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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16 4 / 2014

forever-vibin:

madeupmonkeyshit:

when my song comes on

When the beat go tooooo hard

forever-vibin:

madeupmonkeyshit:

when my song comes on

When the beat go tooooo hard

(via sugarhoneybex)

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15 4 / 2014

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15 4 / 2014

ciggawet:

Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch you cooking?

ciggawet:

Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch you cooking?

(via tinylovey)

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15 4 / 2014

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12 4 / 2014

heyfunniest:

Hardcore Instagram

heyfunniest:

Hardcore Instagram

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11 4 / 2014

kengriffey-jr:

you can actually pinpoint the second his soul leaves his body

kengriffey-jr:

you can actually pinpoint the second his soul leaves his body

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10 4 / 2014

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10 4 / 2014

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

(Source: justinbiebergoth, via hard-kn0cks)

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